Monthly Archives: April 2023

Blackmailing Lee

When a young man whose name was Lee

Tried to blackmail me whilst out at sea,

He got eaten by a lion,

By the name of big Brian –

Which was strange as we were at sea …!

Pearl Who is Known as a Very Good Girl

A young lady whose name is Pearl

Is known as a very good girl.

Her dear friend Miss White

Walks the streets at night.

I hear she’s a very bad girl …!

The Clock on the Wall

The clock on the wall

Watches us all

As we eat and sleep.

Sometimes the clock’s

Steady tick tock

Is heard over words.

Or, when alone

Sometimes I see

Time’s great scythe

Moving closer to me.

 

On a Quiet Sunday

On a quiet Sunday

In Spring

I heard the clock’s

Tick tock.

It said, “this day

Of spring

Is full of sunshine.

Girls without socks

Play. But sunshine

Does not stay.

And all rhyme

Has it’s time”.

When I Met with the Easter Bunny

When I met with the Easter Bunny

She called me “sweet” and her “honey”.

She came back to mine,

And after kisses and wine,

That bunny she left with my money …!

I Met a Young Nun in December

I met a young nun in December

Who gave me a night to remember.

A very old monk

Snored in his bunk,

While that nun sang hymns in December

 

Floral Clock

A clock without hands

Encircled by flowers

Holds command

Over poets and flowers.

We know not

The hour

But our clock

Will stop.

 

(The above poem was inspired by the floral clock in the Walled Garden of Woolton Woods, https://www.geograph.org.uk/photo/6911662).

The Old Rake Lake

I know an old man named Lake

Who is known as a terrible rake.

He spends his days sinning

With all kinds of women.

How I envy that old rake Lake …!