A young lady of an ancient profession
Is known for her tact and discretion.
She is really quite charming
And likes to go farming,
But best not discuss her profession!
Her Profession
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Miss Ria
An elderly lady known as Miss Ria
Said “the end it quickly draws near.
But do not weep.
We all must sleep.
And please don’t drink all the beer!”
Ghoul on a Train
I met a ghoul on a train
Who showed me his very big brain.
I said to him “ghoul!
You are truly a fool!”
He said “no! I’ve a big brain!”
Lassoed
When a young lady whose morals are loose
Went and lassoed me with her noose,
And I said, “honey,
I don’t have money!”
That girl she cut me loose!
Miss Heart
I met a young lady named Heart
Who asked me to show her my art.
She was full of desire
And did greatly admire –
And then I showed her my art
Cecil Who Went to Sea in a Vessel
There once was a poet named Cecil
Who went to sea in a vessel.
As the boat sank
He penned verses blank.
But they never found them or Cecil!
Marr’s Bar
I know a young lady named Marr
Who works in a very rough bar.
I like to drink there
With a tough guy called Blair,
And we’re all terrified of Marr!
Vicar’s Table
When a young lady named Mable
Danced nude on the vicar’s table,
I said to Miss Hocking,
“That girl’s behaviour’s shocking!”
She said, “Yes! She’ll break that table!”
Crocodile
A crocodile on a log.
I sat. My dog nearby
And thought
Perhaps
I ought
To run away
To live another day
As the creature might be starving –
But it was merely carving,
A log,
Me, and my dog
On a spring day
Guy with a Tie
There once was a guy with a tie
Who was plagued by a very large fly.
When a girl called Yvette
Said, “is he your pet?”
He swatted that fly with his tie!
