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When a young lady smoking some Pot

Said, “do you think that I’m hot?”,

They Said to her, “Moriah!

You’ve just started a fire!

You need to stop dropping that Pot!”.

Dave’s Rave

There was a young man named Dave

Who attended a very large rave,

Where a girl with a beard

Said, “some say that I’m weird,

But I really don’t like to shave!”.

Sex Kitten

A young lady who comes from Britain

Is known as a great sex kitten.

My dear old dog

Is known as Hogg,

And my kitten she comes from Britain …!

When I Bought a Fine Old Castle

When I bought a fine old castle

The resident vampire caused me great hassle.

Both her and a ghost

Would eat all my toast!

So I decided to leave for Newcastle!

Ron the Poet

When a poet whose name was Ron

Said “my poetry will surely live on”.

An old man called Brian

Warned him of a lion,

Which devoured all his poetry and Ron.

Dangerous Neil

When a dangerous young man named Neil

Said, “you’re going to feel cold steel!”,

A brave girl called Jagger

Grabbed hold of that dagger,

And I composed a poem about Neil …!

The Aristocratic Old Ghost

When I found a most aristocratic  old ghost

In my kitchen stuffing his mouth with toast,

And he said, “I’m an aristocrat!”,

I said, “I can see that !

And you’re stuffing your mouth with my toast!”.

Lin Who Was Very Fond of Fine Gin

I knew an old lady named Lin

Who was fond of very fine gin.

I am pleased to say

That when she passed away

Lin left me some very fine gin …!



As I Strolled Passed a Red Light

As I strolled past a red light

I saw my old friend vicar White.

He was chatting away

To pretty Miss  Fay.

He’s a sociable old vicar is White …

There Once Was a Man Named Prufrock

There once was a man named Prufrock

Who became known for losing a sock.

He dreamed of a mermaid,

(Who was far from staid).

So I guess she kept his sock!