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I’ve Just Released A Revised Edition

I’ve just released a revised edition
Of my book “All About Sedition”.
A girl called Leigh
Is sweet on me.
But I’ll lead her to perdition!

I can Choose

I can choose
To wind my clock,
Or not,
As the case may be.
But, if I lose
The key,
Time will not stop
For me.

Tea for 3

A man bought tea
For 2 girls, in a pricey hotel.
Then he
And they
Went to stay,
In the same room, of that expensive,
Hotel.
Well,
His pockets where not that extensive,
And he
Did pay for tea …

When A Young Lady Who Is Mysterious

When a young lady who is mysterious
Said, “our relationship is not very serious”.
And I said, “that’s great!
Can I date with Kate?”,
Her Right Hook was really quite serious!

A Young Lady Who Is Mysterious

A young lady who is mysterious
Said, “you are far too serious!”.
So I tweeked her nose,
And stamped on her toes,
Which drove that girl delirious!