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Blossom in the Rain

How soon the scent

Of blossom is spent

In the rain.

These little flowers

No not hours,

While I pass by

In unending rain.

Simulation

When I met a philosopher of this nation

Who said, “we’re all living in a simulation”.

I gave him a big kick

And whacked him with a stick,

Which was fine as we’re in a simulation!

The Power of Words

You took your shoes

And left me alone in my flat.

Your right to choose,

I can’t argue against that.

 

 

Fantasies oft run riot

In a man’s fevered head.

Better to stay quiet,

For such things can not be unsaid.

Poetry

Poets compose rhyme

In perfect time

To love and art

While the newsreaders tell

How We’re going to hell

In a battered old handcart.

Morn

In the early morn

The carpet is warm

Under my feet

As I recall

How leaves fall

In the wood nearby.

The seasons repeat.

But I will die.

The Joys of Being a Pig

There was a young lady named Pam

Who liked to gorge on boiled ham.

When they said, “you’re a pig!”,

She would chew on her wig

As she rolled in marmalade and jam!

Royal Mail

When a young lady wearing just socks

Jumped out from a red pillar box ,

And a postman named Marr

Said, “want to go far?”,

She said, “well, I’m wearing just socks …”.

 

Time for Bed

When a young lady dressed in red

Pulled me into a very large bed

I said to her, “Hop!

You and I should stop!

As the customers have turned bright red!”.