Tag Archives: poets

As the Season of Halloween Rapidly Approaches

As the season of Halloween rapidly approaches

I meet many young women wearing cockroaches.

When I ask, “are you a witch?”,

They say, “no, we are very rich!

Don’t you know its expensive wearing cockroaches!”.

Progress

Leaves turn brown

‘Ere they fall

To waiting ground.

 

 

I heard

A bird’s

Alarm call.

 

Autumn will become

Winter. The sun

Will burn out.

 

 

Some still shout

Of human progress

While leaves fall.

Miss Glover

I met a young lady named Glover

Who asked could she be my lover.

She said, just for me

She’d throw in Miss Leigh,

Which delighted that young lady’s dear mother!

Ale

When a young lady whose name is Gale

Said, “you and your friend look so pale!”,

I said, “me and White

Went out drinking all night,

And there was something wrong with the ale!”.

Rose Who is Known for Crossing Her Toes

I know a young lady named Rose

Who is known for crossing her toes.

When I say to her, “honey,

Why do you walk so funny!”.

She says, “I’m forever crossing my toes!”.

Modern Art

I know a young lady named Nelly

Who is famous for her smelly wellie.

We went to a gallery

With an artist called Valerie,

And exhibited Nelly’s wellie in a jelly!

Decorating

When a young lady who sat mixing paste

Said, “your poetry is not to my taste!”,

Just for a caper

I grabbed some wallpaper,

And stuck it to her using that paste!