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A Young Man Wearing Only One Sock

A young man wearing only one sock
Spent all his days saying “tick tock”.
When they said to him, “Hocking,
Have you lost a stocking?”,
He said, “no, I’ve lost a clock!”

New TikTok Videos Uploaded

I have today uploaded new videos to my Tiktok account. To hear and see me reading my poetry please visit me on Tiktok here, https://www.tiktok.com/@apollo2362.

You Should Always Write What you Know

I met a young lady named Flow
Who said, “always write what you know”.
So I wrote something rude
And more than just crude,
And got sued by wicked Miss Flow

Shoes Left Bereft

She left her shoes
Outside my front door.
I remember no booze.

Perhaps my neighbours saw
A young woman’s shoes
Bereft at my door

And thought I ought
To be more discreet
About young women’s feet.

But a girl’s shoes
Had been left bereft
At my door before …

As I Boarded the 7 pm Train

As I boarded the 7 pm train
I met a young lady named Elane.
We went real fast
Then, at long last
The driver began to drive that train …!

When I Decided to Make a Full Confession

When I decided to make a full confession
Concerning a young lady of a certain profession,
Her lawyer Lou
Threatened to sue,
So I decided to show much more discretion …!

I Know a Young Lady Named Coral

I know a young lady named Coral
Who is stern and ever so moral.
The good vicar Spink
Gave me a wink.
I think he knows more about Coral …