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Cultured Miss Marr

A cultured young lady known as Marr

Has a job in a rough bar.

When she quotes Shakespeare

The customers all cheer

And dance with Marr on the bar!

Here Comes a Chopper to Chop Off my Head!

When a wicked young man named Ted

Said, “I shall chop off your head!”,

And his friend Max

Passed him an axe,

I found I was dreaming in bed!

Sleep

Sometimes I find my mind

Dwelling on love and sleep.

My lover’s kiss

Is passing bliss.

But the Reaper keeps

His special kiss

For my inevitable sleep.

 

Purely by Accident

When I accidentally entered a striptease bar

And got accosted by Pretty Miss Marr,

I said to Miss Coral,

“Are you girls quite moral?”,

As I returned that young lady’s bra …

Simulation

When I met a philosopher of this nation

Who said, “we’re all living in a simulation”.

I gave him a big kick

And whacked him with a stick,

Which was fine as we’re in a simulation!

I can Not Buy the Sky

I can not buy the sky

Or the restless sea.

I have bought sweet scented flowers

But they and I

Are not the sea and sky.

 

 

The brevity of hours

Are unknown to flowers.

They fear not

The graveyard plot.