Category Archives: poetry

Poetry in Rain

Listening to rain

While reading poetry.

But why read poetry

When there is rain?

For there is poetry

In the rain.

 

 

Reading Clare

While listening to rain.

But why read Clare

For there

Is poetry in rain?

 

(The above is 2 versions of the same, maybe similar poem. The poem flows from me listening to the rain through my open bedroom window yesterday evening, while reading the poetry of John Clare).

Mark Who is Extremely Fond of the Park

I know a young man named Mark

Who is extremely fond of the park,

Where Claire and Miss Rose

Remove all of their clothes.

Or so I am told by Mark …!

A Gorgeous Young Lady Known as Katie

A gorgeous young lady known as Katie

Has a reputation for being real matey

With well heeled gentlemen,

(Well, so says Ken).

And Ken’s wallet is really quite weighty …!

Miss Bland Who Was Fond of the One Night Stand

There once was a young lady named Bland

Who was fond of the one night stand.

With a man called White

She stood there all night,

Watching the great tide sweep over the sand …!

 

 

Wet Yvette

There was a young lady named Yvette

Who was known as a Tory wet.

She opposed all cuts

And swam in waterbutts,

Which made that Tory really quite wet!

 

(The term “Tory wet” was used during the administrations of the late Lady Thatcher to describe those on the left of the Conservative party, whilst those on the right where labelled as “dry”. The term more commonly employed today to designate those on the left of the party is “one-nation” Tories or Conservatives).

When I Found Pretty Miss Lin

When I found pretty  miss Lin

Lurking in my brand new bin,

I did shout,

“You! Get out!”,

But Lin she dragged me in …!

We 2 Took a Shortcut Through

We 2 took a shortcut through

The place of stones and bones.

I have some time to rhyme

Of a young woman who

May read this one day,

And, pondering on weathered old gravestones,

Say, “we are but clay”.

Claire Who Was Eaten by a Rather Large Brown Bear

When a young lady whose name was Claire

Got eaten by a rather large brown bear,

Her poor boyfriend Guy

Said, with a sigh,

“I guess that’s the end of our affair …”.

 

The Ageing Rake (Working Title)

When I was young

I flung

Myself at fleeting pleasure.

I thought

Love could be bought

And heeded not

The ticking clock.

 

Now, at leisure

I pen rhyme

To passing time,

To lust,

And dust,

And clocks

That stop.