Category Archives: poems

Shopping

This poem first appeared on my blog some years back and is reproduced below in amended form:

 

 

Whilst out shopping

I see girl’s shoes

And lose

Myself in a shocking

Thought, of stilettos bought

By young women who,

At night

Bring delight

With loss of shoe

And stocking.

But I have shopping

Still to do!

 

The Dangers of Sinning

When a pretty young lady named Miss Lou

Said, “you should take care what you do

As there are young women

To tempt you into sinning,

I said, “yes, I’ll see you at 2 …!”

Leaving the Freezing Dark

Leaving the freezing dark

Of the silent park

The house lights

Punctuate my night.

 

 

We huddle in houses

With lovers and spouses

While the night

Mocks our temporary  light

 

When a Young Lady Who is Exotic

When a young lady who is exotic

Suggested that we do something very erotic,

I said to her, “Lou,

I would really love to,

But my wife she is very despotic!”.

 

When An Adventurous Young Lady Named Miss Fay

When an adventurous young lady named Miss Fay

Invited us all to play in the hay,

The squire’s Beagle

Discovered a needle,

And the squire made hay with Miss Fay!

A Much Widowed Young Lady Named Lake

A much widowed young lady named Lake

Has baked many men in a cake.

She is extremely pretty

And really quite witty,

But I really don’t fancy Lake’s cake …!

A Man Who is a Terrible Sinner

A man who is a terrible sinner

Came round to mine for his dinner.

His name being Paul

He ate it all.

As for me? I grew much thinner!

In Early December

In early December

November’s leaves still adorn

The woodland lawn.

Man’s pattern is made

In light and shade.

But the gardener’s rake

Rakes all leaves.

A Fallen Tree

On 3 December, I published this poem, https://kmorrispoet.com/2022/12/03/i-passed-a-log/. Below is a slightly reworked version of my composition entitled A Fallen Tree:

 

 

A fallen tree

Spoke to me

On a

December day.

 

Once it stood

In ancient wood.

Now I

Pass by

As December grows colder

And I ever older.