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Blackpool Sand

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I once had a one night stand

With a young lady on Blackpool sand.

When the tide came in

I wept for my sin,

And abandoned that girl on the sand …!

When I Met a Vampire Named Lou

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When I met a vampire named Lou
Who said, “your neck it will do!”.
I offered her fine wine.
But she replied, “you’re mine!”.
And my neck it had to do!”