There once was a vampire named Keith
Who became famous for losing his teeth.
He tried to bite
That feisty Miss White,
Who knocked out all of his teeth!
There Once Was a Vampire Named Keith
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There Once Was a Vampire Named Keith
There once was a vampire named Keith
Who, on losing some of his teeth,
Visited a dentist called Lake,
Who used a great stake,
Which ended both Keith and his teeth!
A Forgetful Vampire
A forgetful vampire, whose name is Lou
Has a habit of losing her shoe.
The suave Count Dracula
Never employs the vernacular,
And he’s fond of a stiletto shoe …!
When I Met a Vampire Named Lou
When I met a vampire named Lou
Who said, “your neck it will do!”.
I offered her fine wine.
But she replied, “you’re mine!”.
And my neck it had to do!”
Whilst Visiting the Great Count Dracula
Whilst visiting the great Count Dracula
I said, “your view is truly spectacular.
But your breath is quite foul,
And those wolves they do howl!
I regret I must leave Castle Dracula!”.
There Once Was A Vampire Named Keith
There once was a vampire named Keith
Who, in a fight lost his teeth
A dentist called Bangs
Gave him false fangs.
But Keith he still missed his teeth!
As I Walked Through The Churchyard At Midnight
As I walked through the churchyard at midnight
I met a young lady dressed in white.
When I screamed in fear
She shed a bitter tear,
As she was a vampire unable to bite!
Vampire Humour
Some vampire humour
When A Young Lady Named White
When a young lady named White
Said, “the vampires are out tonight”,
I said, “I have to confess
That I like your blood red dress,
And tell me, do vampires really bite?”.
Vampiress
A vampiress,
Far from dead
Slips
Out of her dress
So red,
Bringing delight
With nips
At night
K Morris - Poet 