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There Once Was a Terrible Old Lecher

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There once was a terrible old lecher

Who went by the name of Fletcher.

A girl called Kate

Used a heavy plate,

Which ended that old lecher named Fletcher!

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Going to Church

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I keep meaning to go

To the church I so

Often pass. It’s gravestones

Say, “skin and bone

Must fade away”.

So I know

I will go

To church one day.

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Poetry in Rain

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Listening to rain

While reading poetry.

But why read poetry

When there is rain?

For there is poetry

In the rain.

—

Reading Clare

While listening to rain.

But why read Clare

For there

Is poetry in rain?

(The above is 2 versions of the same, maybe similar poem. The poem flows from me listening to the rain through my open bedroom window yesterday evening, while reading the poetry of John Clare).

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Mark Who is Extremely Fond of the Park

A Gorgeous Young Lady Known as Katie

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A gorgeous young lady known as Katie

Has a reputation for being real matey

With well heeled gentlemen,

(Well, so says Ken).

And Ken’s wallet is really quite weighty …!

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Fallen Churchyard Leaves

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Walking through fallen leaves

In the familiar churchyard

The poet sees

The hard

Fact that all

Leaves fall.

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Miss Bland Who Was Fond of the One Night Stand

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There once was a young lady named Bland

Who was fond of the one night stand.

With a man called White

She stood there all night,

Watching the great tide sweep over the sand …!

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Wet Yvette

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There was a young lady named Yvette

Who was known as a Tory wet.

She opposed all cuts

And swam in waterbutts,

Which made that Tory really quite wet!

(The term “Tory wet” was used during the administrations of the late Lady Thatcher to describe those on the left of the Conservative party, whilst those on the right where labelled as “dry”. The term more commonly employed today to designate those on the left of the party is “one-nation” Tories or Conservatives).