Tag Archives: rhyming poetry

Broken

He paid

For new shoes

As hers where broken.

She stayed

For a while

Causing him to smile

And then went to choose

Unbroken shoes.

But girls are not shoes.

Opaque Poetry

When a young lady named Lake

Said “your poetry is very opaque!”,

I wrote one in Latin

About girls in pink satin

Who keep wicked old poets awake …!

Byron and the Siren

When a young man known as Byron

Went and dated a sexy young Siren,

They found his socks

On some treacherous rocks.

But there was no sign of Byron …!

 

My Mother in Law

When a plucky young man known as Moore

Went and insulted my mother in law,

And my wife Mrs White

Said, “challenge him to a fight!”,

I said, “but she is a terrible bore!”

As a Child

As a boy, I knew the nursery rhyme

“The cow jumped over the moon”.

Then, as a man, I learned too soon

That “the cat and the fiddle”

And the jumping bovine, are conquered by time.

Yet, like the child, I find

Rapture in rhyme.

Siren Song

Man may ask

“Tie me to the mast”.

But when Sirens call

From the rocks

Many a man’s passion unlocks

And he falls

And is forever lost.

Midnight Knock

When a young lady named Moore

Went and knocked at a midnight door,

I recall how Bishop Paul

Said, “we all sometimes fall”,

As he opened that midnight door …

 

When an Extremely Pushy Young Lady of Malaysia

When an extremely pushy young lady of Malaysia

Demanded that we all go and praise her,

A man from Liverpool

Called her a fool,

And got praised by the people of Malaysia!

 

Sunlight

The sunlight falls

On Whitehall’s walls.

Some regret the sunset.

But all fires die.

And I delight

In morning light

And Kipling who foresaw

Empire might not endure

Conscious of the Breeze

I am conscious of the breeze

In the trees

As the vehicles pass me by.

 

Back at my flat

I go to my open window

And hear the eternal breeze

Passing through the trees.