When a young lady posing in the nude
Said, “you may all think me extremely rude!”,
The good bishop Heart
Admired her fine art.
But his wife said something really quite crude!
The Subjective Appreciation of Art
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A Young Lady Named Miss Whiting
A young lady named Miss Whiting
Hosts parties which are always exciting.
We eat lots of cake
And swim in her lake.
And then there comes the exciting!
Beyond Dark and Light
Beyond dark
And light,
I face
Eternal night.
On Awakening One Hot Summer Morn
On awakening one hot summer morn
I gazed at the beautiful Dawn.
And said, with a start,
Why bless my old heart!
How did you get here Dawn!”.
I Rarely Write At Night
I rarely write
At night,
When the light
Grows dim.
For the line
Betwixt sleeper’s breath,
And death,
Is passing thin.
Under Nature’s Great Roof
Under nature’s great roof
I feel the truth
In wind and rain.
When I am gone
I shall be one
With wind and rain.
When A Young Lady Named Miss Maddy
When a young lady named Miss Maddy
Asked me to be her sugar daddy,
I composed a rhyme
To Old Father Time.
And a wannabe sugar babe named Maddy.
The Poet Sees
The poet sees
Young women’s feet
Stamp on autumn leaves.
And writes a rhyme
To fleeting time
Who will defeat
All he sees.
When A Man With A Face Most Ruddy
When a man with a face most ruddy
Decided to walk mud all over my study,
I took out a gun
Which caused him to run.
And his face it became not so ruddy!
A Very Good Friend Of Mine
A very good friend of mine
Is fond of women and wine.
As for me
I prefer tea.
And I never cross the line!
