Tag Archives: poets

Respectability

When a young lady wearing 1 spectacle

Said, “sir, I am not that respectable!”.

I said to her, “Flair,

That’s a very big pare!”.

She said, “sir, you are not respectable!”.

Poet Kevin Morris Interviewed by Ariadne Sawyer of Vancouver Co-op Radio’s the World Poetry Reading Series

On Monday 17 July, I was interviewed by Ariadne Sawyer of Vancouver Co-op Radio’s the World Poetry Reading Series. For a podcast of my interview, during which I talked about my poetry and read several of my poems, please visit, https://www.mixcloud.com/VictorSchwartzman/world-poetry-cafe-for-july-20-with-kevin-morris-and-carmen-militano/.

 

I listened back to the podcast using Google Chrome. However, other browsers should also work.

 

My thanks to Ariadne for her kindness in interviewing me.

A 4 Star Review of My Collection of Humorous Poems, My Friend’s Robot Girlfriend and Other Humorous Verses

I was delighted to receive the below review of my collection of humorous poems, “My Friend’s Robot Girlfriend and Other Humorous Verses”:

 

“This collection of poems comprises humorous limericks. The poet has a sharp eye for the failings of mankind and has woven his observations into these clever poems.

An excellent example of one such exposing poem is Henrietta’s Erotic Letter:

When a naughty young lady named Henrietta
Sent the bishop an extremely erotic letter,
His wife called her loose
And his daughter turned puce.
And the bishop he treasured that letter …

This book is ideal for readers who enjoy a good laugh about mankind’s hypocrisy.”

 

To read the original review on Goodreads please visit https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/5683785656.

Modernity

Amidst these windswept trees

I feel free

Of modernity.

For the breeze

Drowns out the noise

Of broken

Toys.

 

 

In this wood

A tree

Fall

Could end all

This modernity,

Leaving no rhyme

Behind.

Man (Revised Poem)

A couple of days ago, I published a poem entitled “Man” https://kmorrispoet.com/2023/07/14/man/. Below is a slightly amended and extended version of that poem:

 

I know that these trees

Are Older than man

And the church

Which so many men pass

Without a glance

Or a sigh

As they hurry by.

As I Leafed Through Dusty Old Tomes

As I leafed through dusty old tomes

I heard a loud rattle of bones.

Twas merely a ghost

Stealing crumpets and toast,

But it distracted me from those tomes!

When a Girl Who is Full of Vice

When a girl who is full of vice

Said, “I’ll cover you in chocolate and ice!”.

I said, “my dear,

The bishop draws near,

And I hear he’s a connoisseur of vice …!”.

Grouse

I know an old lord with a spouse

Who is known for his love of grouse.

His young wife Lady Mar

Spends  time in my car,

While her spouse is away with his grouse.