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Permanence

Sometimes I think

On permanent things:

The birds that sing,

The grand old churches

And the trees.

 

 

Then the breeze,

Mingling with the rain

Shows what will remain.

When you and me

Are as the tree.

When I Bought a Fine Old Castle

When I bought a fine old castle

The resident vampire caused me great hassle.

Both her and a ghost

Would eat all my toast!

So I decided to leave for Newcastle!

I Have Awoken, After Wine

I have awoken, after wine,,

With a girl who’s heart

Was not mine,

And romanticising her in rhyme,

Have created art

Through a lie.

But love and lust

Both end in dust.

And there I

Must one day lie.

Naughty Lou

When a naughty young lady named Lou

Said, “Kevin, I really do miss you!”,

I said to her, “honey,

You miss all my money!”,

She said, “yes, that is perfectly true!”.

A Poet Entranced

A poet entranced

By branches that dance

In summertime.

 

Lost in rhyme

he walks the same

Woodland path

After sweet rain.

 

 

Nature laughs

As branches pour

Forth their store

Of sweet summer rain

When the Telescreens Went on the Blink

When the telescreens went on the blink,

A few took a lover

But, most, being fearful of Big Brother

Did not think

To riot. The Proles stayed quiet,

(Though members of the Thought Police

Where found drowned

In the poorer quarters of town).

Then, when the telescreens all got restored,

Things went on just as before.

Passing Time

My clock chimes

On a spring day.

Women and wine

Are mine,

But my springtime

Has passed

And the fast

Tick tock

Of antique clocks

Appeals not

To girls in heels

Who do not

Feel their clock

Soon must stop.

In My Lonely Hours

In my lonely hours

I have known

The pull of flowers.

I have grown

Weary of being alone

And bought wine

And flowers

To while

Away the time

With painted smiles

And blossom,

Fallen as I.

2 Poems from my Recently Published Collection, “My Friend’s Robot Girlfriend and Other Humorous Verses”

Below are 2 poems from my recently released humorous collection, “My Friend’s Robot Girlfriend and Other Humorous Verses”, followed by links to the book on Amazon.

 

 

I awoke to a very loud knocking,

In bed with the beautiful Miss Hocking.

She said, “I can not pretend

That I don’t have a boyfriend!”

I said, “Is that him knocking, Hocking?”

 

 

When a young lady named Kate

Said, “Kevin, you really do procrastinate!”

I said, “I beg your pardon!

But I am doing this garden!

But perhaps the garden can wait…”

 

Links:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0C5L3V51S/ (Kindle for the UK).

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0C5L3V51S/ (Kindle for amazon.com customers).

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0C5KVPS78? (paperback for UK customers).

https://www.amazon.com/Friends-Robot-Girlfriend-Humorous-Verses-ebook/dp/B0C5L3V51S/ (paperback for amazon.com customers).

 

 

 

My Friend’s Robot Girlfriend and Other Humorous Verses is Now Available from Amazon

I am pleased to announce that my humorous collection of poetry, “My Friend’s Robot Girlfriend and Other Humorous Verses”, is now available in Kindle and paperback from Amazon.

Book Description:

A humorous collection of verses ranging from the slightly risqué to the quite frankly ridiculous.

Links:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0C5L3V51S/ (Kindle for the UK).

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0C5L3V51S/ (Kindle for amazon.com customers).

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0C5KVPS78? (paperback for UK customers).

https://www.amazon.com/Friends-Robot-Girlfriend-Humorous-Verses-ebook/dp/B0C5L3V51S/ (paperback for amazon.com customers).