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When a Girl Who is Full of Vice

When a girl who is full of vice

Said, “I’ll cover you in chocolate and ice!”.

I said, “my dear,

The bishop draws near,

And I hear he’s a connoisseur of vice …!”.

Grouse

I know an old lord with a spouse

Who is known for his love of grouse.

His young wife Lady Mar

Spends  time in my car,

While her spouse is away with his grouse.

Nettles and Rain

The nettles flourished in the rain.

When I came there again

Men had removed them.

 

 

Civilisation came.

Nettles and rain

Remain.

Foxes

The below poem contains an expletive. I make no apology for this, as poetry should be honest:

 

 

“The foxes are  fucking“, you said.

A vulgar thing to say,

But we where on our way

To bed.

And I,

Hearing their cry

Pondered on lust

And the vulgarity of you.

But what you said was true.

And we 2 could see

That oft in lust

We hide from dust.

Lone Thoughts

Standing at my bedroom window.

A couple laugh

Somewhere below

And an owl cries nearby.

Summer passes.

The owl’s cry

Is my company.

Schooner

There once was a beautiful young perfumer

Who went to sea in a schooner.

I am sad to say

That she sank near Bombay,

And I wept over my poor schooner.

The Scales of Justice

The scales of justice

Weigh right and wrong.

But, when unjust men

Sail away in death

‘Ere her scales

Have time to weigh,

What can

Justice say?

For the man

Has gone beyond

Our human

Right and wrong.

 

Lou and Her Movie

When a naughty young lady Known as Lou

Decided to star in a movie most blue,

Me and Fred

Painted her red.

As for Lou, she painted us 2 blue!