Category Archives: creative writing

Poetry and Google Bard

Yesterday (18 November), I spent a couple of hours experimenting with Google Bard. During my experimentation, I asked Bard to write a poem about a dissolute old rake. The poem, which had no input from me can be found here, https://g.co/bard/share/b6c44ae0e9c3

 

Whilst I don’t think Google Bard is going to become the next Poet Laureate, it is nonetheless interesting to observe how the artificial intelligence (AI) “composes” poetry.

In the Dark Park

In the dark park

A myriad leaves

Whirl in autumn’s breeze.

And optimists stress

The inevitability of progress.

But these fallen leaves

Do not deceive.

Home

I never count my steps as I pass

Along the churchyard path.

Though as I have past

By faded old gravestones

And seen the churchyard trees

Bare of summer’s leaves,

I have known all steps lead me home.

Dark and Light

I will close my curtain

And shut out the night.

But it is certain

That light

And dark

Will continue their fight

In my so human heart,

Until light and dark

Are swallowed by night.

On a Cold Autumn Day

On a cold autumn day

I find that time

Has stopped. But my clock

May be wound today.

Yet, one day

I will not

Know the day or time.

She Will Wear Heels for Me

She will wear heels for me.

I will have fun

And when I am done

Thoughts of the setting sun

And of eternal dust

Will come to cool my lust.

 

I Found a Sock

I found a sock

Too small to be mine.

Perhaps, after wine

Some lover of mine

Forgot her sock. But what

Do lovers do

When missing 1 sock?

Do they wear 1 shoe?

Politics and Beer

When a beer loving Socialist named Grub

Went and entered a prestigious Conservative club,

And they said, “why are you here!”,

He said, “I came here for beer,

As the beer here is very good!”.

Debauch

Following a night of great drunkenness and debauch

I found a young lady on my porch.

Her name it was Lou

And she’d lost a shoe.

I wonder, was she part of my debauch?