Tag Archives: poets

Please Explain Poetry to Me

When a young man named Lee
Said, “please explain poetry to me”.
I said to Rose
“Tweek his nose!”.
Which was a kind of poetry!

Whilst Walking By A Crystal Clear Stream

Whilst walking by a crystal clear stream
I got covered in strawberries and cream,
By a young lady named Lin
Who is full of hot sin –
And then I awoke from that dream!

We Walked Through the Graveyard

We
Walked through the graveyard.
She
Is frightened of death.
Earlier we
Drank wine.

Our bed
Was hot
The dead
Are forever here.
The graveyard plot
Draws lovers near.

My Dear Friend the Great Lord Lake

My dear friend the great Lord Lake
Is known as a dissolute old Rake.
Whilst the vicar’s daughter Coral
Is said to be moral.
And she’s friends with rakish Lord Lake.

A Story of Glory

When a young man named Rory
Asked for a story of glory
An old lady called Lou
Told him a tale untrue.
It was a very political story!

The Golden Sun

The weather is hot.
I could call you
And specify what I …

The sun is hot
Our bodies like glue
In summer’s golden weather.

Shall we lie together
In the golden sun?
Honey, will you come?

Flair Who Was Concerned With My Immortal Soul

I met a young lady named Flair
Who said “you should take great care
As too many women
Are fond of sinning.
Now sir, will you mount the stair?”.