Tag Archives: kevin morris

I Touch the Gravestone

I touch the gravestone

Warm from the afternoon sun.

I have come

Here alone,

Many a time

My mind

Full of rhyme.

But under the cold gravestone

There is neither sun

Nor rhyme.

There Once Was a Poet Named Moat

There once was a poet named Moat

Who traveled the seas with a goat.

That beast wrote verse

Which grew steadily worse.

But it wrote better poetry than Moat!

When I Met a Lap Dancer

When I met a beautiful young lap dancer

Who asked me to go and romance her,

I said to her, “Lin,

There can be no sin!

But then again, my name it is Chancer!”.

As the Rain Fell

As the rain fell

I thought of our love

Of rain.

You and I

Share the same sky.

But does love

Hide inside the rain.

When a Young Man with a Perm

When a young man with a perm

Said, “truly you are a worthless worm!”.

I said to him, “Coker,

You’ve always been a joker!”,

As with shears I chopped  that perm!

A Matter of Weight

When a young lady named Lin

Was accused of a terrible sin

An elderly judge called Katie

Said, “this matter is weighty”.

But Lin was really quite slim!

When an Elderly Spinster Named Anne

When an elderly spinster named Anne

Said, “is that a naked man!”,

A young lady named Valerie

Said, “it’s an art gallery!”,

Which disappointed that spinster named Anne …

Power

“Can I use your bathroom?”.

“Of course.

Do you want a shower?”.

 

 

She sprays cheap perfume.

“No, I’m okay”.

 

 

What is force?

And who has power

Over whom?

 

 

He has had an hour

Or so.

Now she will go.

A Case of Mistaken Identity

A young man whose name is Blair

Has a habit of calling me Clair.

But at half-past 7

I change from Kevin

And dress in the clothes of Flair!