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Politics and Beer

When a beer loving Socialist named Grub

Went and entered a prestigious Conservative club,

And they said, “why are you here!”,

He said, “I came here for beer,

As the beer here is very good!”.

Debauch

Following a night of great drunkenness and debauch

I found a young lady on my porch.

Her name it was Lou

And she’d lost a shoe.

I wonder, was she part of my debauch?

Snake

So girlie and innocent

In your fearful fascination

With the big snake

In the aquarium.

 

You took my hand

In that public place.

Such girl-like innocence

And our lost grace.

 

In the Morning, After a Night of Sinning

In the morning, after a night of sinning

With a group of most beautiful young women,

I met vicar Glynn,

Who condemned my sin.

But his young wife just couldn’t stop grinning!

 

Bedtime

I found 2 young ladies in red

Waiting in my fine old double bed.

They said, “we are Coral

And are both very moral”.

Dear reader, that is what they said …

Poet Kevin Morris’s Poetry Included in Croydon Poetry Hour Anthology for 2022/2023

I am delighted to announce that a number of my poems have been included in “The Croydon Poetry Hour Anthology”, 2022/2023, https://www.lulu.com/shop/croydon-poets/croydon-poe-try-hour-anthology-20222023/paperback/product-v8r7e94.html?q=croydonpoetry+hour+2022%2F2023&page=1&pageSize=4

Among the poems included are:

“I Scent the Early Summer Air”,

“As I Drink My Red Wine”,,

“How Sweet and Sad Was the Bird”

And “In Early December”.

In Early December

In early December

November’s leaves still adorn

The woodland lawn.

Man’s pattern is made

In light and shade

And the gardener’s rake

Rakes all leaves.

The Bliss of Married Life

When I said to a girl called Lou

“Let us pretend that I’m married to you”.

And she said, you are always out drinking!

And at my girlfriends you are forever winking!”.

I said, “Lou, when did I marry you!”

On a Damp and Dark Halloween

On a damp and dark Halloween

I observed a most interesting scene.

The Devil did romance

A demon from France

As the banshee did loudly scream!

I Do Not Fear Another Dying Year

I do not fear

Another dying year

But simply  pass

Along the churchyard path

Observing these fallen leaves.

 

Autumn does not deceive.

But lust

Does, I find

Distract the mind

From dust,

 

 

While autumn time reminds

Us that we all

As autumn leaves

Must fall.