Category Archives: books

She Didn’t Kiss Goodbye

She didn’t kiss goodbye, and I

Thought of those who meet

Under a rented sheet.

 

 

Some pass all time in rhyme,

While others take lovers

Who do not kiss goodbye.

Grief

Sometimes my belief

Is that grief

Conquers all.

Then I recall

The air

In late August

Carrying hay

And coming Autumn.

Such sweet air

Carries no despair.

Fantasies of Twos and Threes

Fantasies of twos and threes.

Hard bought kisses

From scheming young misses

Create an old rake’s blisses

Where girl’s perfume

Hangs on hands

In lonely rooms.

Strawberry Ice

When a young lady eating Strawberry Ice

Said, “there can  be absolutely no vice!”.

They said, “Claire,

Steady on there!

And wear something with that Strawberry Ice!”.

Shocking Miss Hocking

When a naughty young lady named Hocking

Did something that was really quite shocking,

A vicar called Hubbard

Hid in a cupboard,

And me, I hid with Miss Hocking …

Lou Who Was Known for Wearing 1 Shoe

There was a young lady named Lou

Who was known for wearing 1 shoe.

When they asked her why

She’d point to the sky,

And say, “there flies my other shoe!”.

How Quickly August Slips into September

How quickly August slips into September.

I remember how the Spring

Was full of birdsong

And opening flowers.

 

In December

I remember

Long spring hours

And birdsong.

Punters

Some take  a punt

On a horse.

Others follow a different course.

But they also play

In their hunt

For the perfect young Philly.

 

 

All punters are silly

And all pay

For horses lose races

And a Philly’s bought laces

Soon fade away.

The Perils of Writing

When guilty men

Dip their pen

Into black ink,

Later they may regret

And by burning the whole

Hope to conceal their soul.

The wise use ink,

But others regret

The damnable internet!