Monthly Archives: September 2023

My Homicidal AI

When I said,

To my Alexa AI,

“Am I dead?”,

She made quick reply,

“I hope so!”.

I really don’t know

But maybe I

Possess a homicidal AI!

 

(Note: sometimes I ask my Alexa random questions for the fun of doing so. The above poem stems from a genuine answer provided by Alexa to the question, “Am I dead?”.

Alexa has given the same response to the above question over several weeks. Should I be concerned …

 

Were We Lovers of a Kind?

Were we lovers of a kind?

There was no answering spark

In your heart.

While in mine I find

A rhyme of your first time

Bought through art.

You were kind.

And I too was kind

For you and I both knew

Just what you

Felt you had to do.

Your need to feed,

And mine for women and wine.

No return of texts

For you were never mine.

The Poetry Teacher

I know a young poet named Lee

Who says, “my poetry will outlast me!”.

I regret his verse

Grows steadily worse

So they pay him to teach poetry!

A Lover’s Tiff

When a pretty young lady known as Lou

Said, “I will see you both at 2”,

My girlfriend Jane

Really did complain

As she has this thing for Miss Sue …!

 

Earth

These autumn leaves

Remind me

Of my mortality.

 

 

Winter’s knife

Chops down life.

And trees

In spring bring

Forth leaves

 

 

And I recall

We all

Are of earth

And turf.

She says, “Soon I Will Stop This”

She says, “soon I will stop this”.

“Why do I engage

With a girl only half my age?.

Must I forever kiss

Lips which yearn to turn from me?

 

 

I am no devil

And perhaps at a certain level

She likes me.

 

 

In her deep sleep I see

Her in her vulnerability

And find the tenderness in me.

 

There is no true bliss

In her reluctant kiss.

But gold may hold sway

Tomorrow as with today.”

 

The Importance of Humour

A young lady who works as a perfumer

Said, “you have absolutely no sense of humour!”.

As I stamped on her toes

I said, “my dear Miss Rose,

Don’t you wish you had met me sooner!”.

 

A Recording of More Poetic Meanderings

I am pleased to announce that a complete recording of ‘More Poetic Meanderings’ is now available, read by me. The recording is split into four parts. To listen to my most recent uploads, please visit here for Part 3 and here for Part 4.

Part 1 can be found here whilst Part 2 can be found here.

More Poetic Meanderings is also available in Paperback and Kindle on Amazon.

 

A Girl’s Lost Clothes

A young lady wearing only her bra

Came to drink in my favourite bar.

She said her heels

Got stolen by seals

And her dress was in my car!