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Halloween Poems

In honour of the horror of Halloween, and to make you scream:

 

Will You Go?

 

“Will you join in death’s dance

And find romance

In Hades below?

Touch my skin

Soft as snow.

My love will you go

Where the death lilies grow?”

 

Halloween:

 

Light fades.

Shades

In forgotten graves

Stir.

Black cats purr.

Despair

On a broomstick travels.

Joy unravels

As hope dies

And the vampire flies

Through pitch black skies.

 

(The above poems can be found in my collection, Lost in the Labyrinth of My Mind Lost in the labyrinth of my mind eBook : Morris, K.: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store

 

Halloween Vampire

I met a vampire on Halloween

Who said, “why don’t you scream!”

I said to Lake,

“Pass me that stake”,

Which caused that vampire to scream!”

Whilst Walking Through a very Dark Park

Whilst walking through a very dark park

I met with a vampire named Mark.

When I began to pray

He said, “it’s a play!”,

But the werewolves howled in that park …!

There Once Was a Vampire in Brighton

There once was a vampire in Brighton

Who liked all the people to frighten,

Until a waitress called Lake

Offered him a big steak,

Which frightened that vampire out of Brighton!

I Once Met a Sad Old Vampire

I once met a sad old vampire

Who said, “I have lost all desire

To drink men’s blood”.

I said, “that’s good!”.

But I still didn’t trust that vampire!”

A Beautiful Young Vampire Named Miss White

A beautiful young vampire named Miss White

Promised to be my lover last night.

I offered her steak,

Which was a mistake

As I got no loving last night!

Vampire

Your kiss

A mingling of perfume

With cigarettes.

Led inexorably to bed.

 

Later I found

Heels in my bedroom

And your perfume

On my dressing gown.

 

Smoke no longer lingers.

But I find

Sharp teeth and fingers

Occupy my mind.

When I Bought a Fine Old Castle

When I bought a fine old castle

The resident vampire caused me great hassle.

Both her and a ghost

Would eat all my toast!

So I decided to leave for Newcastle!

There Once Was a Vampire Named Keith

There once was a vampire named Keith
Who became famous for losing his teeth.
He tried to bite
That feisty Miss White,
Who knocked out all of his teeth!

There Once Was a Vampire Named Keith

There once was a vampire named Keith
Who, on losing some of his teeth,
Visited a dentist called Lake,
Who used a great stake,
Which ended both Keith and his teeth!