When a young lady wearing only a towel
Said, “sir, why does your dog loudly howl!”.
An elderly gentleman named Mr Hogg
Said, “that is not my dog!
And you need to pay for that towel!”.
When A Young Lady Wearing Only A Towel
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Lin and My Gin
I met an attractive young lady named Lin
Who I took home and plied with gin.
She drank all my drink
And then, with a wink,
She left, leaving me alone with my sin!
When An Attractive Young Lady Named Bland
When an attractive young lady named Bland
Said, “I demand a one night stand!”.
It just didn’t feel right
To stand there all night,
So I romanced that young lady Bland.
Miss Hubble
When a beautiful young lady named Hubble
Said, “please, join me in my bubble”.
I jumped into her bath,
Which made Miss Hubble laugh.
And my wife she caused big trouble!
Whilst Walking Along A Mean Urban Street
Whilst walking along a mean urban street
I met a girl with petite feet.
She was far from witty,
But was really quite pretty.
And she walks that mean urban street …
When I Said to Pretty Miss Ling
When I said to pretty Miss Ling,
“Passion, it is a very strange thing!”.
The vicar raised his old eyebrows
As she took off her blouse.
While the bishop spoke of the spring.
When A Young Lady Soaking in My Bathtub
When a young lady soaking in my bathtub
Said, “I want to go down the pub”.
I said, “my dear Rose
First, put on some clothes!”.
But Miss Rose, she has never been good …
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When a young lady soaking in my bathtub
Said, “I want to go down the club”.
I said, “my dear Rose
First, put on some clothes!”.
She said, “but Kevin, it’s a strip club!”.
Saturday Morning Humour
When I met a group of young women
Who said, “we are in to sinning”,
I made reply,
“No saint am I,
But my hair is gray and thinning!”.
—
When I met a group of young women
Who said, “we are in to sinning”,
I said, with a laugh,
“Please, vacate my bath!”,
Which led to a good deal of grinning!
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I know a young lady named Samantha
Who behaves just like a pantha.
Whilst in my bedroom
And scented with sweet perfume,
But that’s enough about Samantha . . .
Sea, Sand and . . .
Sea, sand and . . .
Sun kissed skin
Does not
Lead to sin
For the weather is too hot
For that,
And I quite forgot
My shoe
In the flat
Of a girl named Lou.
But enough of that
For there is sea and
Sand and …
A Young Lady Who Wears Stilettos
A young lady who wears stilettos
Goes walking through the ghettos.
Her name it is Claire
And she is well known there
And she wears only stilettos …
K Morris - Poet 