When A Young Lady Soaking in My Bathtub

When a young lady soaking in my bathtub
Said, “I want to go down the pub”.
I said, “my dear Rose
First, put on some clothes!”.
But Miss Rose, she has never been good …

When a young lady soaking in my bathtub
Said, “I want to go down the club”.
I said, “my dear Rose
First, put on some clothes!”.
She said, “but Kevin, it’s a strip club!”.

10 thoughts on “When A Young Lady Soaking in My Bathtub

      1. blindzanygirl

        Actually Kevin it is not too bad here either. I will email you soon. I hear you are going to be in Tier 3 soon. Have a goid day despite everything Kevin. Lorraine

    1. K Morris Poet Post author

      I look forward to getting your email, Lorraine. Greater London went into tier 3 last Wednesday, so the pubs and restaurants are closed here other than for takeaway. Kevin

      Reply
      1. blindzanygirl

        Oh Kevin, I didn’t see this before I made my last comment! I know. It is sad. But I guess something had to be done. We are in tier 3 too. But poor Miss Rose. She will just have to stay in your bathtub!

    2. K Morris Poet Post author

      Yes, something had/has to be done. However I have seen no convincing evidence that it is pubs and restaurants who are responsible (in a major way) for spreading the virus. I can still go to my hairdresser (which entails close contact) but not to my local pub which does not. Also, since the ending of the second lockdown the pubs and restaurants have (in London at least) been virtually empty. Well at least those I’ve been in. This is, I think owing to the fact that friends can not mix there (unless they are in a bubble). So, as I say I’m not convinced that pubs and restaurants are a major cause of COVID infection. Enjoy being Miss Rose, Lorraine!

      Reply
      1. blindzanygirl

        I will indeed enjoy being Miss Rose Kevin.

        I had no idea that pubs in London were empty. I hobestly don’t know what could have been done now. It seems so sadvthat it was dying down in the summer and now is back again. But at kest we have a vaccine now, it remainsvto be seen just how well it wirks. I think that that Miss Rise needs ti watch her step, so as not to catch anything, so maybe the bathtub is exactly the right olace for her.

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