When a young lady full of strong booze
Said, “have any of you seen my shoes?”.
And she danced on the table
They said, “my dear Miss Mabel,
“Are those your shoes, floating in our booze!.
A Youtube video of me reading my poem “Thoughts in the Early Morning”, which was recorded on Sunday 4 October
A video of me reading my poem “The Autumn Rain”, recorded on Sunday 4 October
When a young lady named Miss Leigh
Said, “my poem is in an anthology!”.
And I said, “that’s great!”.
A talented poet called Kate
Said, “that poem was written by me!”.
Whilst walking by a very deep lake
A young lady met with a rake.
When he said to her,
“How about it young Claire?”.
She said, “beware that very deep lake!”.
My friend whose name is Miss Doyle
Is a fan of dressing in tinfoil.
Of a hot summer night
When the moon shines brighght,
I have oft seen Miss doyle boil!
When a young lady with morals most sordid
Said, “your poetry it is really quite morbid!”.
I said, “my dear Miss Grace
You have a truly beautiful face.
But your morals they are so very sordid!”.
A recording of my poem “Lonely Train”, which I recorded yesterday (Sunday 4 October),
A poet whose name is Joan
Just refuses to leave me alone!
She is extremely pretty
And really quite witty.
But her poetry makes me groan!
During the time of Covid
The liberal hid
Himself away.
And took refuge in poetry
Where he could be free
To say
In enigmatic rhyme
How he spent his time.
Some thought
That he ought
To take greater care
For one has got
(Has one not)
To beware
Of those who see sin in
What is merely, a poet’s poetry?
K Morris - Poet 