Tag Archives: poets

The Churchyard Yew

I stood with you

By the churchyard Yew

On Palm Sunday

As children and donkey

Made their way

Past the Yew

And into the church.

 

It was wonderful to see

The children happy.

But, just on the periphery

Of joy I often see

The Yew, which has survived

So many lives

Waiting for me.

Aphrodite

I have stood

And walked

Through the wood

And thought

On nymphs who bring delight

In woods

To passersby such as I.

 

I have sought for Aphrodite

Amidst the flowering tree

And have heard the birds

Sing in hopeful spring.

But now Autumn has come

And no Aphrodite

Sings to me.

A Bull in a China Shop

There once was a bull from Hull

Who said, “I am feeling quite dull.

I’ll go with Miss Hop

To that new China shop.

The one that’s just opened in Hull!”.

Lou’s Aesthetic

When a poet known as Miss Lou

Walked around town wearing only 1 shoe,

They said, “your verse is pathetic!

But we do like your aesthetic,

As you look great wearing 1 shoe!”.

Morbid Miss Beth

A most nervous young lady named Beth

Was known for her fear of death.

Her old aunt Louise

Gave a great sneeze,

And frightened that young lady to death!

With Apologies to T S. Eliot

The women come and go.

But talk not of Michaelangelo.

One drunk on booze

Leaves her stiletto shoes

Behind  for Prufrock to find.

 

No mermaids sing for him.

But the girl was slim

And provided some delight

To a poet’s night.

 

 

When he turns to write

He finds that Miss Follett

Has taken his wallet,

And ponders on the Wasteland

Which a few understand!

Happy Easter!

A young lady who calls herself Honey

Likes to dress as the Easter bunny.

After food and wine

We crossed that line –

Then that bunny she stole my money!

 

Happy Easter to all of my readers!

Rainbow

On a late March day

The spring hides away.

The sun may come

Interspersed with cold rain.

 

 

Perhaps I should go

In search of a rainbow

For I am told

That rainbows lead to gold.

 

 

I doubt tis so

But a rainbow

In a poor poet’s heart

Is surely art

And worth more than gold.

A Young Lady Named Amanda

I know a young lady named Amanda

Who says that I don’t understand her.

She is slim and petite

And lives on my street

And I’ve seen her walking her panda!

A Young Lady of Uganda

I met a young lady named Amanda

Who comes from a place called Uganda.

She called me sweet honey

And spent all my money,

Then escaped whilst dressed as a panda!