I met a young lady named Miss Bland
With whom I had a one night stand.
That spinster Miss Hocking
Found it real shocking.
But to me it was really quite bland!
Miss Bland
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Miss Bland
My friend, whose name is Miss Bland
Is fond of the one night stand.
The good bishop Ray
Spoke of sin yesterday.
And he’s taken Miss Bland in hand …
Miss Bland
I know a middle-aged lady named Bland
Who plays in a traditional brass band.
She is fond of young men
And has a toy boy called Ken,
Who plays along with Miss Bland . . .
K Morris - Poet 