I know a young lady named Brown
Who spends most of her time up-side-down.
She finds it real sweet
When you tickle her feet,
But not when you tickle her crown!
Miss Brown Who Spends Most of Her Time Upside-down
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Tag Archives: humour
Late Night Working
I met a young lady named White
Who walks the streets late at night.
Her friend Miss Yvette
Asked for a cigarette,
But I never smoke late at night!
A Young Lady Wearing Only One Boot
A young lady wearing only one boot
Has great skill in playing the flute.
Her right foot, being bare
She waves in the air,
As she kicks me with her boot!
My Old Wardrobe
When a young lady named Wang
Out of my old wardrobe sprang
My friend Miss June
Struck up a tune,
And my neighbours they sweetly sang!
My Further Selected Poems Has Been Nominated for the Daisy Award
I am delighted to announce that I have been nominated for the Daisy Award at Two Gals and a Book for my Further Selected Poems.
You can read about the award here, https://twogalsandabookcom.wordpress.com/2021/12/25/the-2021-stacy-and-daisy-award-nominees/. For my Further Selected Poems please visit this link, https://www.amazon.co.uk/Further-Selected-Poems-Morris-ebook/dp/B08XPMGD3F.
My thanks to S Daisy of Two Gals and a Book for nominating my Further Selected Poems for the Daisy Award.
Boxing Day
When a young lady named Fay
Said, “its great Boxing Day today!”
And she clenched her fist
I said, “you must desist!”
But that didn’t deter Miss Fay!
When I Met Satan on Christmas Day
When I met Satan on Christmas day
And I said, “let us all pray”.
He said, “make no mistake,
I have a terrible headache!
I shall sleep off my hangover today!”
Miss Spink’s Christmas Drinks
When a young lady named Miss Spink
Said, “would you like a Christmas drink?”
It ended under the table
With Spink and Miss Mabel
And a bishop dressed in bright pink!
My Ballad About a Salad
I once composed a rather fine ballad
About a young lady and her salad.
But a person named Dan
Being a greedy young man
Ate that salad along with my ballad!
Don’t Kiss Strangers Under the Mistletoe
When a wise and far sighted minister said,
“Good people, don’t kiss strangers under the mistletoe!”
I wondered whether one can go
To a pretty stranger’s bed
So long as you don’t kiss under mistletoe?
(Therese Coffey, a government Minister advises against kissing strangers under the mistletoe, https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-59500232?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=KARANGA).
K Morris - Poet 