I met a group of young women
Whose pleasure it is to go sinning.
The good vicar Price
Warned me of vice,
So I left him with those women …
The Dangers of Sin
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Tag Archives: humorous verse
Miss Bland
I met a young lady named Miss Bland
With whom I had a one night stand.
That spinster Miss Hocking
Found it real shocking.
But to me it was really quite bland!
There Was a Young Lady of Dundee
There was a young lady of Dundee
Who decided to climb a tall tree.
When they said, “are you high?”
She said, “that I emphatically deny!
There is no pot in this tree!”
A Talented Young Lady of Good Hope
A talented young lady of Good Hope
Is an expert in tying a rope.
Some men spend time blogging
About the pleasures of flogging.
As for me, I visit Good Hope …
Literary Miss Lou
A literary young lady named Miss Lou
Being determined that her book break through
Lobbed it at the window
Of a publisher I know,
And that book it did break through!
Miss Kip’s Whip
A young lady known as dom Kip
Is famous for her fearsome old whip.
Pretty Miss Heather
Likes tight leather.
And the judge he prefers Kip’s whip …!
Forthcoming Poetry Collection
For some time I have been working on pulling together a new poetry collection, the provisional title of which is Leaving and Other Poems.
The collection consists of both serious and humorous verses, with the former taking up the lions share of Leaving and Other Poems.
I hope to send off the manuscript for proof reading by the end of the week, with a view to the book going live on Amazon in late January/early February.
As with most of my poetry books, Leaving and Other Poems will be available in e-book and paperback. Many readers (including myself) still enjoy the physicality of paper books. Indeed I find that many younger readers become tired of screens and relish being able to sit down with a paperback or hardback book.
Once the collection is available I will post links to the respective formats on this blog.
If you are interested in receiving a free copy in return for an honest review please do contact me at kmorris poet (at) gmail dot com, (the address is rendered thus in order to defeat spammers who click on email links and bombard people with unwanted junk mail)!
For links to my previously published books (including my Selected Poems) please see my blog’s About page, https://kmorrispoet.com/about/.
Kevin
January Author Newsletter
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Internet Dating
I know a young lady named Yvette.
We met as I browsed the internet.
On a certain website
You may find delight.
And you will also find Miss Yvette …
Lou and Gale
When a young lady whose name is Lou
Said, “you will get what’s coming to you!”
I turned deathly pale
And said, “not Gale!”
Lou said, “yes, and you’ll get me too!”
K Morris - Poet 