Tag Archives: blogging

Nell Who Went Down to Hell

When a wicked young lady named Nell
Died and went straight down to Hell,
She said, with a sigh,
“I do miss the sky,
And this Hell has a terrible smell!”

Miss White’s Rose

When a young lady named White
Showed me her rose last night,
I admired that flower
For many an hour.
Then her boyfriend started a fight!

New Newsletter and TikTok Uploads

I have updated my TikTok page with a number of new videos:

I have also posted my monthly newsletter: https://mailchi.mp/e3bc704eb57c/march-author-newsletter

I Saw a Young Lady in Red

I saw a young lady in red
Standing in my room on her head.
I said to her, “Bess,
I do like your dress,
But why is it covering your head!”

There Once Was a Horsewoman Named Steed

There once was a horsewoman named Steed
Who, on developing a very great need,
Said to a gentleman named Stride,
“Do you fancy a quick ride?”,
Which fulfilled that great need of Steed!

The Price of Vice

When a young lady named Price
Said, “do you 2 like vice?”
Me and Miss Leigh
Said, “we like 3!
But we can’t afford your price!”

Miss Price Who Skated on Thin Ice

There once was a lady named Price
Who liked to skate on thin ice.
A person named Dan
Being a wicked man,
Skated with Miss Price on that ice …!