A most nervous young lady named Beth
Was known for her fear of death.
Her old aunt Louise
Gave a great sneeze,
And frightened that young lady to death!
A most nervous young lady named Beth
Was known for her fear of death.
Her old aunt Louise
Gave a great sneeze,
And frightened that young lady to death!
A young lady who calls herself Honey
Likes to dress as the Easter bunny.
After food and wine
We crossed that line –
Then that bunny she stole my money!
Happy Easter to all of my readers!
On a late March day
The spring hides away.
The sun may come
Interspersed with cold rain.
Perhaps I should go
In search of a rainbow
For I am told
That rainbows lead to gold.
I doubt tis so
But a rainbow
In a poor poet’s heart
Is surely art
And worth more than gold.
I know a young lady named Amanda
Who says that I don’t understand her.
She is slim and petite
And lives on my street
And I’ve seen her walking her panda!
I met a young lady named Amanda
Who comes from a place called Uganda.
She called me sweet honey
And spent all my money,
Then escaped whilst dressed as a panda!
When a young lady brandishing whips and chains
Said, “do you like a girl with brains?”,
I said, “dear Lou,
I most certainly do!
But please can you stop brandishing those chains!”
I heard children at play
On a spring day.
Their voices full of pleasure
In sunny weather.
The ice cream van came,
Then the wild wind
And the rain
Came and shook the glass
In my window frames
And reminded me
Of man’s fragility.
“A Century of Nature Stories”, left on a ledge
In a bare room.
Did perfume
Once linger here?
A spinster lived and died
In this place
We made our home
For a little while.
“A Century of Nature Stories”,
What did that mean to you?
An old tome
Left in your former home?
I recall horses on the wall
Of my bedroom.
I think you would have approved
But I will never know
For you died long ago.
I regret we never met.
The memory of that book has stuck with me
And I would like to ask you
What it meant to you.
You came from a different age.
I imagine you would have engaged
With books
And the garden with the Crab Apple Tree.
What would you have thought of this age
Obsessed with technology, where quiet
Is so often replaced by formless riot, of people
Who have lost
What they can not regain,
And I can not explain.
You where anchored in your home and time.
I have a rhyme
Of a lady I never knew
And thoughts of what may be true.
Or at least half true.
When I went to a swingers bar
With a girl who calls herself Marr
A police constable named Flair
Danced nude on a chair –
But you should have seen Miss Marr …!
I am pleased to let you know that my poem “I am Tired” has been included in the latest episode of Dodo Modern Poets. To listen to “I am Tired” and the other poet’s work, please visit https://dodomodernvidpoets2022.blogspot.com/.
I listened using Google Chrome. (For some reason none of the poems would play for me using Microsoft’s Edge browser. If you do get Edge to work for you, please do let me know)!