When a naughty young lady named Hocking
Did something that was really quite shocking,
A vicar called Hubbard
Hid in a cupboard,
And me, I hid with Miss Hocking …
Shocking Miss Hocking
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Lou Who Was Known for Wearing 1 Shoe
There was a young lady named Lou
Who was known for wearing 1 shoe.
When they asked her why
She’d point to the sky,
And say, “there flies my other shoe!”.
How Quickly August Slips into September
How quickly August slips into September.
I remember how the Spring
Was full of birdsong
And opening flowers.
In December
I remember
Long spring hours
And birdsong.
Punters
Some take a punt
On a horse.
Others follow a different course.
But they also play
In their hunt
For the perfect young Philly.
All punters are silly
And all pay
For horses lose races
And a Philly’s bought laces
Soon fade away.
The Perils of Writing
When guilty men
Dip their pen
Into black ink,
Later they may regret
And by burning the whole
Hope to conceal their soul.
The wise use ink,
But others regret
The damnable internet!
Gangster
When I met a person named Dan
Who is an extremely tough young man,
And he demanded my money,
I said to him, “sunny,
You are fat. and then I ran!”.
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A Rhyme of Her First Time
A rhyme of her first time.
She stayed for roughly an hour.
And after his bliss
Took a shower.
Then the door closed
On nondescript clothes.
She didn’t kiss him goodbye
And left no perfume
In his bedroom.
Just her towel
On his chair
To prove she’d been there.
I Touch the Gravestone
I touch the gravestone
Warm from the afternoon sun.
I have come
Here alone,
Many a time
My mind
Full of rhyme.
But under the cold gravestone
There is neither sun
Nor rhyme.
There Once Was a Poet Named Moat
There once was a poet named Moat
Who traveled the seas with a goat.
That beast wrote verse
Which grew steadily worse.
But it wrote better poetry than Moat!
K Morris - Poet 