When a policeman said, in a manner most mysterious
“Sir, are you treating this matter as truly serious?”.
I stood on my head
And with great gravity said,
“Officer, I am never anything other than truly serious!”.
The Policeman
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A Review of My Collection of Poetry “Light and Shade: Serious (and Not so Serious) Poems”
I was delighted to receive this review of my collection of poetry “Light and Shade: Serious (and Not so Serious) Poems”, https://therapybits.com/2020/10/09/book-review-light-and-shade-serious-and-not-so-serious-poems-by-kevin-morris/.
You can find “Light and Shade” here, https://www.amazon.com/Light-Shade-serious-not-poems-ebook/dp/B08B4X3GVX/
Reading a Poem
It is a fact
That one may beautify
A lie,
Or other ugly act
In rhyme.
The good-time
Girl, becomes his lover true.
But, those who
Can read between a line,
May, correctly, construe his rhyme.
Song
The wind is strong
At the start
Of the wooded path,
Which is not long.
As I pass
To it’s heart
There is no song.
But, near the end
Of the path
I hear your song
Again, my friend.
Miss Wearing
When a young lady named Miss Wearing
Said, “your behaviour is so very uncaring!”.
I put on my hat
And said, “what of that?”,
I find your behaviour so very wearing!”.
When A Young Lady Drunk On Strong Booze
When a young lady full of strong booze
Said, “have any of you seen my shoes?”.
And she danced on the table
They said, “my dear Miss Mabel,
“Are those your shoes, floating in our booze!.
A Recording of Poet Kevin Morris Reading His Poem “Thoughts in the Early Morning” on Youtube
A Youtube video of me reading my poem “Thoughts in the Early Morning”, which was recorded on Sunday 4 October
Poet Kevin Morris Reading His Poem “The Autumn Rain” On Youtube
A video of me reading my poem “The Autumn Rain”, recorded on Sunday 4 October
Leigh’s Poem
When a young lady named Miss Leigh
Said, “my poem is in an anthology!”.
And I said, “that’s great!”.
A talented poet called Kate
Said, “that poem was written by me!”.
Whilst Walking By A Very Deep Lake
Whilst walking by a very deep lake
A young lady met with a rake.
When he said to her,
“How about it young Claire?”.
She said, “beware that very deep lake!”.
K Morris - Poet 