Monthly Archives: August 2024

Free as the Leaves

These fallen leaves

Blown by Autumn breeze

Call to me

And say, “be free”

The wild wind

Blows strong and free.

While these leaves

Blow hither and thither

In the breeze.

I would rather be

The eternal wind.

But if I could fly

Like these Autumn leaves.

I might, for a while

Feel I was free.

The Bed Tester

I met a young lady of Chester

Who is known as a bed tester.

When I found her in mine

It was after much wine

Singing songs with a jester from Manchester!

Autumn Lovers

Autumn leaves must turn to dust

And young lovers who once dallied

By the life-giving stream

Enter death’s dark Alley

And forever dream.

Jealousy Among the Vegetables

There once was a Gladioli called Gladdis

Who fell in love with a radish.

But a jealous old cabbage

Turned really quite savage,

As he loved that Gladioli named Gladdis!

 

 

 

 

There Once Was a Poet Named Hind

There once was a poet named Hind

Who said, “the best is all behind!

My once great verse

It grows steadily worse!

And the critics all kick my behind!”.

Hypnotic

The fall of rain does, I find

Help to calm my mind.

It is hypnotic like the clock,

Or young women in heels who stop

At midnight doors and knock,

And hypnotise my mind.

But rain remains

While girls who knock

do not.

 

 

 

The Suspected Literary Criminal

Burglar Caught in Rome Mid-Heist While Taking a Break to Read Homer’s The Iliad

Its heartening to know that there exist those of a literary bent in the criminal community!

To be serious for a moment. If this (suspected)thief is convicted, and whilst imprisoned develops his love of literature,  it is to be hoped that he will “sin no more” on his release from jail.

Some years back, (before Covid), I visited Brixton prison with friends to eat in the restaurant run by some of the prisoners. The idea behind the restaurant was to teach the prisoners skills so they could obtain gainful employment on their release into the community. Whilst the preparation of food is not the same as developing a love of the written word, hopefully our (alleged) literary thief will, if found guilty,  develop his skills in a direction other than house breaking whilst in prison.

For anyone interested in the Clink charity which runs the restaurant in Brixton prison, you can find out more here Brixton – The Clink Charity : The Clink Charity

Youthful Passion

Their youthful passion unlocks.

She loses shoes and frock.

Then the vicar knocks …!

The Inner Storm

I remember your name

And how the thunder came.

“The lightning is exciting”,

You said. On my bed

There was no lightning.

 

I have taken some pleasure

When the humid weather

Is cooled by the rain.

But the inner storm warns

“Everything remains the same”.

Arty

When I attended a singles swingers party

With the great and the somewhat arty,

A young lady named Claire

Tied me up with Flair.

Those knots they were really quite arty!