Monthly Archives: April 2024

An Old Tree in Whitehall

An old tree, so stately and tall

Stands in Whitehall.

Officials have talked as they walked by

Of the law

And, gazing at the sky forecast rain

And coming war.

 

Bombs have fallen from the sky.

And empire’s fire has died.

But this fine old  tree survives.

And now I pass by

My heart humbled by this tree.

The Kindly Postman

When a young lady wearing just socks

Jumped out of a red pillar box

A postie named Dan

Being a kindly man

Bought her frocks from the local shops.

The Rain Had Come and Gone

The rain had come and gone.

Yet still raindrops fell

From branches  laden down with rain.

 

 

Then, the mower came

To cut grass as I passed

Along the churchyard path

Where the old  trees grow

And the dead sleep below.

 

Neither these trees nor the dead

Will know that I passed

Along this well worn churchyard path

As the mower cut grass

Heedless of rain.

Gale and the Whale

There once was a girl named Gale

Who got swallowed by a large whale.

But her heels being sharp

He said, “for my part,

I wish I had swallowed a snail!”

Friendship

I saw hyacinths at my friend’s door.

Such sweet scent, but too soon spent.

Now I enter at his door

Though the flowers bloom no more.

But our friendship lives on

Though the hyacinths are gone.

 

 

All flowers must wither and die

But friendship may survive

Until the body dies

And we become as one

With sweet flowers long gone.

The Latest Fashion

Awaking after a night of passion

With a young lady of fashion,

I said to her, “Lou!

We’ve been sleeping in glue!”

She said, “it’s the latest fashion!”

I Once Met Cupid with his Bow

I once met Cupid with his Bow

And said, “there’s this gorgeous girl I know.

Her name is Miss Lee.

Please make her love me!”.

So he shot Miss Lee in her toe!

Lust

I have boldly said

Come to bed

And explored in lust

A stranger’s bust.

Wrapped in the charms

Of warm arms

I have let go.

But I know

That behind all lust

Lurks cold and dust.

Shocking!

I once met a young man named Peter

Who liked to play with his electric meter.

The behaviour of Hocking

Is really quite shocking!

But Hocking is not as shocking as Peter!

Bianca

There was a young lady named Bianca

Who said all people should thank her.

But her conversation was boring

And had them all snoring,

So nobody heard that young lady Bianca!