Tag Archives: rhyming poetry

Whilst Walking By A Very Deep Lake

Whilst walking by a very deep lake
A young lady met with a rake.
When he said to her,
“How about it young Claire?”.
She said, “beware that very deep lake!”.

Miss Doyle

My friend whose name is Miss Doyle
Is a fan of dressing in tinfoil.
Of a hot summer night
When the moon shines brighght,
I have oft seen Miss doyle boil!

When A Young Lady with Morals Most Sordid

When a young lady with morals most sordid
Said, “your poetry it is really quite morbid!”.
I said, “my dear Miss Grace
You have a truly beautiful face.
But your morals they are so very sordid!”.

Poet Kevin Morris Reading his Poem “Lonely Train” on Youtube

A recording of my poem “Lonely Train”, which I recorded yesterday (Sunday 4 October),

 

Joan the Poet

A poet whose name is Joan
Just refuses to leave me alone!
She is extremely pretty
And really quite witty.
But her poetry makes me groan!

Interpretations

During the time of Covid
The liberal hid
Himself away.
And took refuge in poetry
Where he could be free
To say
In enigmatic rhyme
How he spent his time.

Some thought
That he ought
To take greater care
For one has got
(Has one not)
To beware
Of those who see sin in
What is merely, a poet’s poetry?

Unbrollied

The pleasure
Of hot
Weather.
Knowing not
Whether
The rain will come.

A cloud burst.
Relieves a thirst.
The rain does run.
But the pleasure
Of hot, wet weather
Soon is done.

And the wise,
Gazing into a stranger’s eyes,
Know that ’tis folly
To forget a brolly.

Yet, they still thirst
For the cloud to burst.
And the pleasure
Of hot wet weather
On unbrollied skin.
So take the rain in.

When A Young Lady Named Miss Lou

When a young lady named Miss Lou
Said, “sir, I really do like you!”.
I said, “that’s real nice.
But you’ve told me twice!
And with Sue it’s more than 2!”.

Pleasure and Pain

A young lady whose name is Jane
Is an expert in pleasure and pain.
She is tall and thin
And fond of her gin.
And they say Jane owns a cane!