Tag Archives: Rhyme

I Met a Young Nun in December

I met a young nun in December

Who gave me a night to remember.

A very old monk

Snored in his bunk,

While that nun sang hymns in December

 

Floral Clock

A clock without hands

Encircled by flowers

Holds command

Over poets and flowers.

We know not

The hour

But our clock

Will stop.

 

(The above poem was inspired by the floral clock in the Walled Garden of Woolton Woods, https://www.geograph.org.uk/photo/6911662).

A Fan of Edgar Alan Poe

An old lady I happen to know

Is a fan of Edgar Alan Poe.

She owns a black cat,

But that’s enough about that,

As Usher just fell on my toe!

Relaxing in Bed

As I lay on a brand new bed

With a most beautiful young lady in red,

A girl named Claire

Said, “excuse me sir,

But do you intend to buy that bed?”.

My Guest Post on Beetleypete

I am grateful to Pete Johnson, (beetleypete), for kindly publishing this guest post by me, https://beetleypete.com/2023/04/01/guest-post-kevin-morris-2/. Please do pop over to read and comment.

There Once Was a Man with an Easel

There once was a man with an easel

Who made friends with a wise old weasel.

He painted great lakes

And big juicy steaks,

While the man he would hold that easel.

Moat and His Stoat

There once was an actor named Moat

Who kept a stoat in a boat.

When it ran up the dress

Of a waspish  critic called Bess,

The audience clapped Moat and his stoat!