Tag Archives: poets

As the Rain Fell

As the rain fell

I thought of our love

Of rain.

You and I

Share the same sky.

But does love

Hide inside the rain.

When a Young Man with a Perm

When a young man with a perm

Said, “truly you are a worthless worm!”.

I said to him, “Coker,

You’ve always been a joker!”,

As with shears I chopped  that perm!

A Matter of Weight

When a young lady named Lin

Was accused of a terrible sin

An elderly judge called Katie

Said, “this matter is weighty”.

But Lin was really quite slim!

When an Elderly Spinster Named Anne

When an elderly spinster named Anne

Said, “is that a naked man!”,

A young lady named Valerie

Said, “it’s an art gallery!”,

Which disappointed that spinster named Anne …

Power

“Can I use your bathroom?”.

“Of course.

Do you want a shower?”.

 

 

She sprays cheap perfume.

“No, I’m okay”.

 

 

What is force?

And who has power

Over whom?

 

 

He has had an hour

Or so.

Now she will go.

A Case of Mistaken Identity

A young man whose name is Blair

Has a habit of calling me Clair.

But at half-past 7

I change from Kevin

And dress in the clothes of Flair!

When an Excitable Young Lady Named Lou

When an excitable young lady named Lou

Said, “I never thought I’d be here with you!”.

And I said, “my dear,

But now you are here”,

She said, “yes! That is undoubtedly true!”.

 

Rose and her Toes

I know a young lady named Rose

Who likes to show me her toes.

My wife Coral

Calls her immoral,

But she hasn’t seen Rose without clothes!

Westminster Cathedral’s Chimes

The passing chimes

Of Westminster Cathedral bring to mind

A former time

When belief in empire still burned strong.

Yet in his song

Rudyard Kipling foresaw

That the fire

Of the British Empire

Would burn no more.

 

Westminster Cathedral’s chimes

Will continue on

When I am gone

And Kipling’s great rhymes

Will be condemned

(As before)

By men

Who have never read

“Recessional”. and know not he foresaw

That the red

Of empire would show no more.