A young lady of this great nation
Is well known for her spotless reputation.
Her name it is Miss Heather
And we’ve never been seen together
Which explains that young lady’s spotless reputation …
A Young Lady’s Reputation
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As I Walked a Great Country Estate
As I walked a great country estate
I met with that feisty Miss Kate.
When I said, “is it pleasant
To play at being a peasant?”,
She said, “get off my father’s estate!”.
Rules of Behaviour
When a young lady named Miss Hocking
Said, “your behaviour is really quite shocking!”,
I said, “what I done
I done it in fun!”.
She said, “your grammar is also shocking!”.
I Once Met a Vampire Named Keith
I once met a vampire named Keith
Who showed me his very sharp teeth.
When he gnashed his great fangs
I fed him with gran’s meringues
Which poisoned that poor vampire named Keith!
There Once was a Rake Named Mars
There once was a rake named Mars
Who lit his cigars with silk bras.
A girl called Coral
Said, “you are immoral!”,
So he bought her brand new bras!
Sky Who Married an Old Billionaire
When a young lady known as Sky
Went and married an old billionaire guy
And he died on the stair,
I just happened to be there,
And to marry that young billionaire Sky …
Sister White
I know a young nun named Sister White
Who takes me to her convent at midnight.
The Mother Superior
Calls me inferior
But I think she quite likes Sister White.
There Once was a Detective Named Paul
There once was a detective named Paul
Who invited us all to a ball.
A girl called Sky
Gave me an alibi,
And of course I denied it all!
The Haunted Old Stair
As I mounted a haunted old stair
I met a young lady named Claire
Who took off her head,
And said, “I am dead!”.
That girl is forever blocking the stair!
Stand and Deliver!
As I walked down a dark street
I met a thief with big feet.
When he said, “stand and deliver!”,
I distracted him with hot liver,
And then I stamped on his feet!
K Morris - Poet 