I know a young lady named Honey
Who has found I’ve come into money.
She’s proposed to me
Along with Miss Lee,
But I can’t marry Lee and Honey!
A Proposal of Marriage
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Reinventing the Wheel
There once was a man named Neil
Who said, “I shall invent the wheel!”.
A young lady called Sun
Said, “that’s already been done!”,
As she rolled around with that Neil!
Musical Head
There once was a girl in red
Who liked to stand on her head.
When they asked her why
She would wink 1 eye
And play the drums with her head!
Brevity
I once met a lawyer in Crown Court
Who said, “your poem is unfinished and short …”.
A Young Lady’s Reputation
A young lady of this great nation
Is well known for her spotless reputation.
Her name it is Miss Heather
And we’ve never been seen together
Which explains that young lady’s spotless reputation …
As I Walked a Great Country Estate
As I walked a great country estate
I met with that feisty Miss Kate.
When I said, “is it pleasant
To play at being a peasant?”,
She said, “get off my father’s estate!”.
Rules of Behaviour
When a young lady named Miss Hocking
Said, “your behaviour is really quite shocking!”,
I said, “what I done
I done it in fun!”.
She said, “your grammar is also shocking!”.
I Once Met a Vampire Named Keith
I once met a vampire named Keith
Who showed me his very sharp teeth.
When he gnashed his great fangs
I fed him with gran’s meringues
Which poisoned that poor vampire named Keith!
There Once was a Rake Named Mars
There once was a rake named Mars
Who lit his cigars with silk bras.
A girl called Coral
Said, “you are immoral!”,
So he bought her brand new bras!
Sky Who Married an Old Billionaire
When a young lady known as Sky
Went and married an old billionaire guy
And he died on the stair,
I just happened to be there,
And to marry that young billionaire Sky …
K Morris - Poet 