Tag Archives: kevin morris poet

Pigeon Pie

I know a young man named Guy

Who has a fondness for pigeon pie.

I hear from Fay

That he’s flown away.

Fay and I, we blame the pie!

Foresters Have Left Woodchips

Foresters have left woodchips

And great logs to lie

By the woodland path.

Sometimes I pause and sit,

But often pass by.

And on this spring day

I see the inevitability

That all things must decay.

Yet I have sunshine

And young women and wine.

And this fleeting time.

 

 

(Doubtless this poem was influenced by Ernest Dowson)

The Tinkle of Windchimes

The tinkle of windchimes

And birdsong heard in my mum’s garden

Brought into my mind

Life’s great beauty, and thoughts of mortality.

The Charms of a Young Woman’s Arms

When rich old men

Are seen with young women on their arm,

I must condemn them

For tempting such women into lives of sinning

As for the charms

Of girl’s arms? I can not afford them …!
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Copyright: Kevin Morris.

The Vegan Vampire

I met a young lady named Moriah

Who said, “I am a Vegan vampire!.

I never drink blood,

But fruit is good!”.

She’s a very funny girl is Moriah!
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Copyright: Kevin Morris.

Light Fingered Jim

A thief who was tall and slim

Had the nickname of light fingered Jim

Until a girl called Pat

Set a cunning trap

Which did for that light fingered Jim!

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Copyright: Kevin Morris.

The Song of the Siren

I was glancing through my archives earlier today, and came across this poem, which I am reposting, https://kmorrispoet.com/2017/04/03/k-morris-reading-his-poem-siren/

Miss Spink’s Love Letter

When a talented young lady named Spink

Sent a love letter in invisible ink,

And her lover called Ray

Said, “what does it say?”,

She said, “heat will reveal my kink …!”
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Copyright: Kevin Morris.