When I met a vampire named Lou
Who said, “your neck it will do!”.
I offered her fine wine.
But she replied, “you’re mine!”.
And my neck it had to do!”
When I Met a Vampire Named Lou
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Nelly Who Was Fond of the Telly
There was a young lady named Nelly
Who was so busy watching the telly
That she mistook Sunday roast
For some hot buttered toast,
Which she ate along with her welly!
My Libertarian Friend
My friend, who is a staunch libertarian
Has purchased a large brand new aquarium
Wherein all the fishes swim
Imprisoned in glass and tin.
And my friend he’s a staunch libertarian !
A Connoisseur Reflects
“The nervousness before.
I am sure
She feels it too.
But that door
We have walked through
Many times before.
And after polite conversation
With girls of diverse nations,
I take my wine.
But it’s a fact
That so often anticipation
Is better than the act.”
Forgetful Young Ladies
A religious young lady named Lou
Has a habit of losing her shoe,
Whilst pious Miss Hocking
Often loses a stocking.
And I return them to those 2 …
Backstreet
A naughty young lady known as Grubb
Has a job in a backstreet club.
Its really quite shocking
That good Bishop Hocking
Has been barred from my favourite club …
Low Morals
When a young lady named Miss Flow
Said, “Sir, your morals are so low!”.
I said, “you and Rose
Should put on some clothes
As its time for you to go!”
Women and Fine Wine
A young lady pouring very fine wine
Said, “sir, I shall never be thine!”.
I said, “good barmaid
I have merely paid,
To enjoy a fine glass of wine!”
Bramble
A tall bramble
Fed by rain
Caught my eye.
The bramble
Will remain
Fed by rain
From a troubled sky.
And man may stay,
Or simply die.
A Man’s Pleasure
She asked me
What I like
One summer night.
I told her.
‘Twas no affair.
Just a man’s passing pleasure
With one who would never
Be his under normal circumstance.
A quick dance
For my pleasure
In summer weather.
And the clock …
K Morris - Poet 