When a careless young lady named Wood
Got her stilettos stuck in deep mud
And I said, “get them off”.
She replied, with a shocked cough,
“Not here! In this nasty deep mud!”
Miss Wood and the Mud
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Lou’s Footwear
When a young lady named Miss Lou
Threatened to spank me with her shoe
I said, “I really don’t care
What you do with your footwear,
But you’re exciting the old vicar Lou!”
The Vicious Old Goat
I met a vicious looking old goat
Who was dressed in a frock coat.
He said, “I will be level.
I am the wicked old devil!”.
So I skinned and ate that goat!
Rent Money
When a young lady who comes from Kent
Said, “sir, I can not pay my rent.
Lets have a quick affair!”.
I said to her, “Clair,
That’s great, but I’m not paying your rent!”
Bell
A young lady whose name is Bell
Has a reputation in a certain hotel,
Where she and Miss White
Provide their company at night.
And something more I have heard tell …
Miss Nell’s Hotel
A pious old lady named Miss Nell
Said, “I know of a most seedy hotel
Where fallen girls galore
Break God’s sacred law!”
But she refused to name that hotel …
—
A naughty young lady known as Nell
Frequents a most infamous and rundown hotel.
A policeman called Paul
Said, “all men fall”,
As he sat drinking tea with Nell …
Lou Who Composed a Poem to Her Shoe
There was a young lady named Lou
Who composed a poem to her shoe.
She took great care
Of her favourite footwear,
As all well bred young ladies do!
Tied Up
A naughty young lady named Miss Lou
Tied me up at just gone 2.
At just after 4
I said,, “no more!”,
But Miss Moore she joined in too!”.
A Forgetful Vampire
A forgetful vampire, whose name is Lou
Has a habit of losing her shoe.
The suave Count Dracula
Never employs the vernacular,
And he’s fond of a stiletto shoe …!
When I Met a Vampire Named Lou
When I met a vampire named Lou
Who said, “your neck it will do!”.
I offered her fine wine.
But she replied, “you’re mine!”.
And my neck it had to do!”
K Morris - Poet 