I once had a one night stand
With a young lady named Miss Bland.
It may have been December.
But I really don’t remember,
As that girl was so very bland!
My One Night Stand
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My Dear Old Friend the Late Squire
My dear old friend the late squire
Had a passion for young Miss Moriah.
But his wife Claire
Discovered him with her –
Oh, how I miss the old squire!
Grace
I know a young lady named Grace
Who is known for her pretty face.
A girl called Nell
Runs a seedy hotel.
But at least it’s graced by Grace!
Slippery Money
Slippery money
Made of plastic.
A honey,
Her morals elastic.
Money smooth
As honey’s skin.
There Once Was A Poet Named Bannon
There once was a poet named Bannon
Who spoke of the great literary cannon.
But his poor verse
It grew steadily worse –
So they shot him with that cannon!
When A Young Lady Gave A Speech
When a young lady gave a speech
On the subject of her fine peach,
My friend miss Claire
Showed off her pear.
And the police closed down that speech!
Wind
The wind does pass
Across my window glass.
While I, inside
Think on human pride.
Hearing it’s gusts
I regret my lusts,
And all my pride.
Anna’s Spanner
A young lady named Anna
Whacks me with her spanner.
But I never complain
As her cousin Jane,
Has such a pleasant manner!
The Brand
There is no brand of P
Upon her youthful forehead.
And no letter C
Upon his grey head.
And, in polite society,
There is what we call invisibility.
Oak
“Oh ancient oak tree
What do you see?”.
“Many a past century.
People toing and froing,
Their lives going …
The war memorial nearby,
And I
See thee
Pass by”.
K Morris - Poet 