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Into Space

I know a young lady named Grace

Who said, “do take me into space!”.

So we went to the moon.

But it was over too soon.

But that’s often the way with Grace …!

What a Caper!

When a young lady named Jane

Finished making love on a train,

An old man dropped his paper

And said, “Jane! What a caper!

Please can I see that again!”

There Once Was a Lonely Young Guy

There once was a lonely young guy

Who said, “I’ll create a female AI!”.

She was extremely pretty

And so very witty,

And she married a girl called Sky!

Daisy Chains

I saw daisies in spring grass

And thought of the past

When I first made my chains

Unaware of coming care.

 

Our acts forge a chain

For good or bad.

When I was a lad

I took daisies freely

Innocent of what would come to be.

 

I have picked so many spring flowers.

And I have learned

That youthful hours

Can never return

And the chain I made

May grow heavier with age.

In Our Youth

In our youth

We search for fairies.

Then when we reach maturity

We see the truth.

There are no fairies

Or white knights

To  ride to our rescue.

There is love and lust

And the Reaper

Who sweeps.

The Kindly Postman

When a young lady wearing just socks

Jumped out of a red pillar box

A postie named Dan

Being a kindly man

Bought her frocks from the local shops.

Lust

I have boldly said

Come to bed

And explored in lust

A stranger’s bust.

Wrapped in the charms

Of warm arms

I have let go.

But I know

That behind all lust

Lurks cold and dust.

A Young Lady Who is Extremely Clean

A young lady who is extremely clean

Likes to wash in a washing machine.

She dries in a dryer

With a girl named Moriah

And they wash in my washing machine!

As I Drink My Hot Curry Soup

As I drink my hot curry soup

Melancholy love songs loop.

The same thoughts go round and round

Of waitresses who have come and gone.

 

 

Sometimes my thoughts are profound.

At other times I tempt with rhymes

A waitress who likes poetry.

But I have found

My verse can not undress a waitress

For my brief rhyme

Is out of time

And I am growing old.

 

 

So I drink my hot curry soup

As the music loops around.

And then go home alone.

Lou Who Fell into a Vat of Glue

I know a young lady named Lou

Who fell into a vat of glue.

Her boyfriend called Rob

Is a terrible snob,

But he’s not as stuck up as Lou!