The Lady of Shalott got
Caught up in virtual reality.
She spun
Her web
And found not fun,
But the sheer banality
Of the living dead.
The Lady of Shalott Got Caught Up in Virtual Reality
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When a Young Lady Riding a Cow
When a young lady riding a cow
Said, “please can you tell me how
To write good verse”,
I began to curse
As I landed on that there cow!
The Dangers of Sin
I met a group of young women
Whose pleasure it is to go sinning.
The good vicar Price
Warned me of vice,
So I left him with those women …
Melons
My fingers lingered
On cantaloupe melons.
A lady said,
“These cantaloupe melons
Are like snakes.
Alone in my bed
I considered her mistake …
Miss Bland
I met a young lady named Miss Bland
With whom I had a one night stand.
That spinster Miss Hocking
Found it real shocking.
But to me it was really quite bland!
Hogg’s Poetic Dog
There once was a man named Hogg
Who was famous for his poetic dog.
He lived in the lakes
With ducks and large snakes,
But they say I imagined that Hogg!
So-So
Standing by my bed
You said,
“Does it bother you?”
Red lights ahead,
But I went through.
The roof
Seldom falls in
On sin.
I never told you
The truth
But perhaps you know
It was merely so-so
There Was a Young Lady of Dundee
There was a young lady of Dundee
Who decided to climb a tall tree.
When they said, “are you high?”
She said, “that I emphatically deny!
There is no pot in this tree!”
A Talented Young Lady of Good Hope
A talented young lady of Good Hope
Is an expert in tying a rope.
Some men spend time blogging
About the pleasures of flogging.
As for me, I visit Good Hope …
Literary Miss Lou
A literary young lady named Miss Lou
Being determined that her book break through
Lobbed it at the window
Of a publisher I know,
And that book it did break through!
K Morris - Poet 