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Children at Play

The sound of children playing ball.

A Blackbird’s call.

Sunlight on green grass.

I know all this must pass,

Yet take delight

On this spring day

In the call of the blackbird

And children’s play.

Meg and the Giant Easter Egg

There once was a girl named Meg

Who hid in a giant Easter egg.

But the sun shone down

And she turned chocolate brown,

And got eaten along with that egg!

My Horse Named Galloping Thought

On passing the golf course

On my horse named galloping thought,

I heard a blackbird trill.

 

 

At once my horse stood still

And my heart was caught

By the bird’s song.

 

 

But that stubborn old galloping horse

Did not stop long.

And my thought ran on.

 

I’ve Just Met the Easter Bunny

I’ve just met a lady called Honey

Who was dressed as the Easter bunny.

When I offered her some lettuce

She said, “that’s not my fetish!

But sir, this bunny does love money!”

Miss Purvis

I know a young lady named Purvis

Who is known for her special service.

When the lights go down

I’ve seen the vicar frown

When the bishop disappears with Miss Purvis …

The Divinity of Rhyme

The clock shows the wrong time.

Sometimes a poem doesn’t rhyme.

I’ve heard people curse

At free verse,

But rhymes

Divine.

Decay

On a spring day

Our shadows passed

Over the woodland grass.

We discussed logs

And how they decay.

As our dogs

Lost themselves in play

I envied them

And pitied we men.

Permanence

The rain came

And drummed on the car roof.

Now I sit

Listening to the clock’s steady tick

And thinking on the truth

That clocks, as hearts must stop.

But the rain will remain.

After a Night of Delight with Miss White

After a night of delight with Miss White

We got caught by my wife Mrs Right.

She comes from Bristol

And packs a pistol –

We ducked as she shot out the light!

There Once Was a Demon Named Leeman

There once was a demon named Leeman

Who liked to dress as a seaman.

One day a press gang

Gave his head a bang

And that demon became a real seaman!